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  1. Authorities say a jock has been strangled to death by a nerd after he had given the nerd a swirly. The victim was underage so he has not been named. Witnesses say they discovered the jock in a public bathroom after his football game, laying on the ground unconscious. He had bruises on both sides of his neck. Professional investigators have noted that they look like a nerd strangled the boy with his thighs. DNA evidence was connected and security cameras in the area were checked. The nerd, Stanley Anderson, says this about the incident, "It was his fault! He gave me a swirly and I gav