Sir Keith Stammerer, Wraith Knight of the Ring, has dismissed Labour's Spokesman on Educayshun, Mrs Becky Short-Ass, after her refusal to removed an Anti-Semitic Tweet suggesting that Israel was somehow involved in the Yom Kippur War of 1973. In a prepared statement, Mrs. Becky Short-Ass stated, "Just because I criticise the Israeli Government does not mean that I am anti-semitic - Indeed, some of my best friends are Yids and Matso-gobblers. I wouldn't be a true socialist if I didn't believe in a fair deal and fair treatment for all people, whether they are paddies, gypos, wetbacks or nigno